Hilarity

Siberian Railway

Readers can tell that I get a lot of news releases and press stuff and "Do you wannas," but this one takes the cake. I sat and read this and then laughed out loud. Not to make fun of the seriousness of the material or the wonderful intent with which it was sent, but somehow "this" reaching me is hilarious. I teach French, music, history and geography and fine arts to 3-7 year olds. I should forward it to my son who builds cyclotrons and enjoys quantum mechanics in his spare time like when he's driving. "You have to understand, Mom, my numbers aren't real." MMMM.

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